Culture

You want opinions? We've got opinions. Come for the high-brow, stay for the low-brow, and leave with plenty to percolate – all straight from the horse girl's mouth.*

*around these parts, horse girl is a non-gender-specific term. ONE OF US. ONE OF US.

We Can't Stop Thinking About the Saddle Club to Sex and the City Pipeline. There are so many important things happening in the world, and that's why we can't make our one remaining brain cell stray from a series of ghostwritten paperback books from the '90s and Samantha Jones's entire back-catalogue of men.